My New Apartment

Dear Diary,

Today I moved to my new apartment! I was waiting for this moment for so long! I am really happy that it finally happened! I don’t have to pay rent anymore, I don’t have to ask the permission to get a pet, it is my own place and I don’t need a roommate anymore.

It is a small one room apartment but it’s MINE. This is the best thing that ever happened to me including sex with Bill Willington and graduation 😀 Combined.

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Lazy brain

I don’t know about you, guys, but sometimes I really feel I grow dull. All these parties, lazy evenings before TV and social nets seem to reduce my imagination and ability to think quickly and creative. Once I had this thought about my degrading mind, I decided to improve myself as I was scared to become a computer veggie and silly fast liver. So that’s what I did and do now.

First of all, when I need to count something, I avoid any calculator help. In the beginning it was hard, as it took time to make all these mathematical operation, even the simplest ones, like counting tip. Then it became way easier, and I start surprising my friends with such skills. Sometimes when I use public transport, I pay attention to the license plates of the nearby vehicles, and without writing them down I add the figures from these plates, then raise this result to the square and divide it by seven. Probably that’s why I look so concentrated while riding.
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